Here’s a Twitter double-header to make up for yesterday’s blunder. It’s a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood in two tweets.
She ran into the woods, a blur of red, off to the shack on top of the hill. Howls, claws and glistening fangs followed each step of the way.
The shack was dark and silent too, except for the click of an M82. Red hid under the porch while th wolf dashed inside. Click. Flash. Bang.