I wish, I wish I were a fish,
Then I would be a tasty dish.
With tartare sauce, and mushy peas,
With soggy chips and gravy please.
Yummy scrummy in your tummy,
I wouldn’t cost a lot of money!
Bread and butter, tomato sauce,
So hungry you could eat a horse.
Salt and vinegar, pepper too,
Eat me now, I’m good for you.
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Torture!!
I live in the US but am originally from the UK. Can’t get a decent fish supper here for love nor money, no matter what the Irish pubs claim. Drool.
They do some great fish and chips up north, especially nice with mushy peas and gravy!