Today’s prompt is about the (sometimes comedic) art of misapprehension.
The Prompt
Today’s prompt focuses on misapprehension – that is, interpreting something incorrectly. Too often, in fiction, every character communicates perfectly. That’s not the way it happens in real life.
Example: award-winning author Harlan Ellison once misheard a conversation at a party. He overheard a woman say, “”Jeffy is fine. He’s always fine.”” What Ellison actually heard was “”He’s always FIVE.”” That inspired the story “”Jefty Is Five,”” about a boy who never grows up.
Alternately, the misapprehension could be visual. True story: when I graduated college, I moved to a southern town – one of those places where anti-intellectualism seemed to be the prevailing attitude. I met lots of girls there, but I was looking for an intellectual girlfriend. One day, while sitting in dingy waiting room, I saw a pretty girl outside. To my amazement, she wore a tee-shirt with the letters “”SPQR”” on it. SPQR stood for – in Latin – “”The Senate and the People of Rome.”” What kind of woman wore a tee-shirt that referenced Ancient Rome? I had to meet her! I rushed outside, saw the girl…and discovered that her shirt didn’t say “”SPQR.”” It said “”SPORT.”” Stretched around her well-endowed chest, the final letter was hadn’t been visible from where I sat. (I was so disappointed, I didn’t even speak to her.)
So that’s your prompt: misapprehension, either verbal or visual.
About Tony Conaway
Born in Philadelphia, PA, Tony Conaway has written and ghostwritten everything from blogs to books. He has cowritten non-fiction books published by McGraw-Hill, Macmillan and Prentice Hall. His fiction has been published in eight anthologies and numerous publications, including Blue Lake Review, Danse Macabre, Rind Literary Magazine, qarrtsiluni, The Rusty Nail and Typehouse Literary Magazine.
His odder work includes co-writing the script for a planetarium production, and jokes performed by Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. He blogs at http://wayneaconaway.blogspot.com/ He was recently a guest on the Indy Writer Podcast, talking about writing short fiction.
Ah, I finally get back to post my plotting and snippets for this one (with links to the full stories that can also be found at The Victory Dance group).
Lots of secrets, and some mistakes along the way. I really enjoyed the way this one made me think, and got me into the characters’ skins.
http://shanjeniahslovelychaos.com/lovely-chaos-blog/2017/5/26/misapprehension-for-story-a-day-may-13
Although this story is short, it drives home a point, which is to never assume anything: https://storiesin5minutes.wordpress.com/2017/05/13/what-he-said-what-i-thought-storyaday/
Thanks for including a link to The Indy. I picked up a few pointers from the Tom Conaway interview including his use Duotrope.
Having spent much of my childhood and early adolescence in a small southern town, I found Your SPQR anecdote to be hilarious and spot-on.